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BASEL, SWITZERLAND - Prominent whistle-blowing editor of WikiLeaks Julian Assange, 39, claims that he has “unwittingly” leaked his own phone number intercepted “from a diplomatic cable to your heart”. Saudi Arabian Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud has called the leak “irresponsible” and condemns it as an “act of a desperate man”, while US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was reportedly excited “to begin… negotiations”.